Mullin in a nutshell

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met this girl this weekend
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got her number at the bar
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so I have two phones... the old one mowgli practically wrecked but has all my numbers
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and one new one I have yet to move my sin card to
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I'm using the old one
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call her up
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talk to her am about to ask her to dinner or something... like all I've said is hello this is shawn how are you
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and sit in this old chair Laura gave me
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the chair falls backwards
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I reach my hand out
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and snap the phone in half
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along with it goes the phone call and the number
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the last thing she heard? "maybe we could... woooooooaaaah... SNAP"